- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being Yianni.

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

The power to re-size my toes at will.

the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The power to be socially retarded.

the ability to turn purple

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The ability to eat your own face

The ability to breath outside the water

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

ability to find good woman drivers

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers