the power to change channel without the remote

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!