The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to become a JELLY

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!