The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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Being Yianni.

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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Warm vision

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The ability to eat your own face

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!