The ability to spontaneously combust

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to go to hell

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!