The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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the ability to turn purple

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!