The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Warm vision

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the ability to hover

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!