the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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power to see through glass doors

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THe power too spel.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the ability to hover

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!