The power to change your mind

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the ability to hover

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Warm vision

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!