The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!