the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!