The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the power to hate disney stars

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!