- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in black and white.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

The power to shrink to your own size.

Warm vision

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The Power the run away when there is a crime

The power to see through glass

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Power to develop diseases.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

The power to control facial hair of women.

Pointless Super Powers