The ability to to remove any organs.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!