The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to create tree sap.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to eat your own face

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!