The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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the power to never orgasm.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the ability to turn purple

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!