Power to develop diseases.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to dickfart.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!