The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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the ability to turn purple

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!