- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

The ability to pee 12% faster.

the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

the power to use telepathy with yourself.

The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

The power to make tea appear at will

The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

The power to go to hell

The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

The power to keep up in Jepordy.

The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

The Ability to "Tighten up"

The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

The power to cancel your own powers.

The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

The power not to be Chuck Norris

The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

Pointless Super Powers