Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!