the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to never orgasm.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!