Warm vision

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to eat your own face

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to park very acurately

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!