The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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The power to age rapidly.

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to see through windows.

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Tree powers Activate.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!