The ability to see through mirrors.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!