The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be blind

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!