The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to win the crying game

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to see into the present

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the power to suck your elbow

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!