The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!