The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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Retractable teeth

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to die but once

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!