The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to be phone

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!