The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to grow boobs

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to watch grass grow

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to die when you die

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!