the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to have a power.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!