The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to die when you die

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!