beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to eat food

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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KeemStar

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!