The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!