The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!