The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power spite flower

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!