The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!