the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to think.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!