The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!