The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to die at will

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to shit on command.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!