The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to burn ashes

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The power of exact change

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!