The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!