The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!