The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Batman

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!