The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!