the power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to write comic books

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!