the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!