The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!