The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to eat food

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!