The power to hurt the people you love

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!