the power to fly but only upward

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power of love

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!