Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!