They power to be able to make meth.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to troll.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!