The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to shower naked.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to get older every second

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!