The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!