The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to pee on command

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have a black president

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!