The power to be dead

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to change your mind

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to clean

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see the present.

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The power to snore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!