The power to die

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The Power to die at will

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!