The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to see into the present

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to troll.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!