The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to die

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!