The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have a power

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!