The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!