The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!