the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to die at will

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!