The power to see through windows

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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black people

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!