The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!