The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Death at will

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!