The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!