- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

the power to be a complete troll

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

Pointless Super Powers