The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to read the TV

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!