The power to look through glass.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to look TV

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The Power to die at will

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!