The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look through glass.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!