The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!