the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!