The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to control your own mind.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!