The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!