The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to die on command

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to hear morse code.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!