The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!