The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to breathe

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!