the power to fly but only upward

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!