The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the power to die

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!