The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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to be shitty

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to create another human

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!