The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to poke

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to think you have powers.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!