The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to read the TV

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!