The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to see stuff

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!