- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to get AIDS.

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to fill in ___ blank

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to have the longest little finger

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power of asdfgh

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

Pointless Super Powers