the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to science.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to not finish your....

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!