The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Being Aquaman

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to die

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!