The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!