the power to hate nature

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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to spelle caretly

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!