The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!