turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!