the power of the succulent game

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to smell poop

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!