The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to see through water

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the power to die at will

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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to spelle caretly

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!