The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to like any show

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Find Waldo

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!