The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to die

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to live through torture.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!