The power of not knowing

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!