The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Aweonao

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to die

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!