The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to lactate air.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!