Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Balls.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!