The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!