the ability to type slower.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!