The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!