The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to look TV

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!