The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Asexual reproduction.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!