The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!