the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!