every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!