The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!