The Power of cheese

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to die at will.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!