The power to state the obvious.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!