The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to not have a power.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!