The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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See through invisible people

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!