the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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KeemStar

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!