The power to take a crap.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The Power of cheese

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to do nothing/

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to pee ants.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!