the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Black power

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to become retarded

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!