The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to state the obvious.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!