The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!