The power to predict the past.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to write a country song

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!