The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!