The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to kill yourself

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!