The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to die at will

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!