I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to die.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Lactokinesis

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!