The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!