The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!