The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!