the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!