The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Meatvision.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to go on this website

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!