The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to see John Cena.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!