The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to snore.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!