The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!