alarm that goes off when hiding

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Lactokinesis

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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KeemStar

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!