The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to close your nose

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!