The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to remember th...

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power... to read this

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!