ikawlhan forever

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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To pee standing up.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to plank

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Being a freemason

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to think salmon.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!