The power to play a flute with your ass

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Third armpit.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!